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...how much you look like everyone else!
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5th-Apr-2020 05:12 pm - Friends Only, But Not Really
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I've had to ban a lot of creeps because being female and on the internet is apparently a crime, so my entries are mostly friends-only. Comment to be added blah blah.

I now have a seperate blog for the clothes I've made!

6th-Jul-2009 02:19 pm - overly-tanned "lawyer" wisdom
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I overheard this from another table at dinner last night:

"What's a gigabyte?"
"Oh, that means if you printed it all out, it would equal 10,000 trees."

...NO.
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I have completed the Batman skirt!



It turned out quite nicely! The fabric is pretty stiff, so the pleats are crisp and keep their shape. It's actually not finished, I need a snap closure for the top because putting a buttonhole in this thick fabric AIN'T HAPPENIN'.

I also finished a blackbird dress, which turned out to be a bit of a disappointment )

I have been listening to Guided By Voices a lot lately. It's kind of nice to listen to something that's, well, listenable.

Also, UGH I STILL DO NOT HAVE A LIVEJOURNAL LAYOUT. With all the fucking time I waste on the internet you'd think I would have found one by now.
29th-Oct-2008 01:19 pm - MOTION IN THE OCEAN
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I'm trying to do a project for every day this week, and this was the one I finished today. I wanted to do something non-Lolita, but I made a high waisted slightly above knee length full skirt...WHAT A DEVIATION!



God, I love this fabric so much. It was probably made for housewives in Maine to make tablecloths out of.

Monday & Tuesday's items )
30th-Sep-2008 10:25 am - Frillin' Ain't Easy
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MOVEABLE TYPE IS THE WORST SHIT EVER. FUCKING USELESS.

Yeah, so I wrote a post for the Feministing community blog about the Lolita Jezebel article but since Moveable Type is a fuckshit, I GUESS I CAN'T POST IT. I am raging. Oh well, enjoy livejournal:

Frillin' Ain't Easy )
27th-Sep-2008 09:52 pm - Food Network Haikus.
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Guy Fieri
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frosted hair is gross
and why do you have ten shows
you are obnoxious

Alton Brown
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it's creepy to love
you like wanting to bang my
science teacher ew

Rachael Ray
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unappealing hag
too much poultry seasoning
man-voice is grating

Giada De Laurentiis
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always excited
lots of enunciation
you are quite toothy

Ace Of Cakes
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snarky pastry chefs
are vaguely alternative
punk rock to my mom

Unwrapped
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worst fucking show ever
it's a half hour commercial
marc summers is weird
27th-Aug-2008 11:31 am(no subject)
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I went to the library yesterday. I checked out "Millennial Monsters: Japanese Toys and the Global Imagination", some sort of Drawn and Quarterly anthology, and a ridiculously long book about Pol Pot. What the hell? Why would I do such a thing?

I made this very housewifey dress that I'm never going to wear because I hate that length and there are a few other problems:



BUT THAT'S OKAY. Experience is the best teacher, blah blah blah.

Which reminds me, I need to work on my drawing skills if I ever want to actually get out of here. Motivation!
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